Friday 5 August 2011

So that was the first big weekend of the summer.

Scottish football has returned and I couldn't be more delighted.

Quite aside from the fact that it finally gives fans on football message boards something to talk about that isn't the endless and pointless conjecture about Craig Thomson's internet usage or analysing every statement that comes out of their club to the Nth degree, I love the start of the season. Dropping into Fir Park for the friendly against Leeds was good, but its only a friendly, and winning or losing doesn't matter. All respect to the Leeds fans that made the trip, hearing 'Marching on together' and seeing guys like Howson and Snodgrass at Fir Park, was exciting.

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You'll also note the lesser-spotted Fir Park Grass.

Unfortunately, I missed the first weekend of the season on holiday in France, which I'll admit, was an oversight. Lesson learned though, getting home and watching the highlights to find that Stevie Hammell and Keith Lasley are joint top scorers, and Motherwell are sitting at the top of the league, I won't be going on holiday again. Oh, and Lasley pinging it into the postage stamp from the edge of the box? They knew I wasn't there, I'm sure of it.

Anyway, paranoid delusions aside, I made my way to Paisley for my first competitive game of the season. St Mirren have had a good pre-season, picking up former Scotland internationalists, Gary Teale and, Stephen Thompson, Dutch full-back Jeroen Tesselar, former Celtic players Paul McGowan and Graham Carey and Hamilton's Nigel Hasselbaink. Aberdeen haven't had quite the same turn-around. Fraser Fyvie is returning from injury and Craig Brown has signed up stoppers Kari Arnason and Youl Mawene and keepers Jason Brown and David Gonzalez.

As I said, I love the start of the season. Heading to games in July in shorts and t-shirt, pubs in Paisley embracing European cafe culture by sticking some of Asda's finest patio furniture outside by the cigarette bins and a stand full of teenagers and men, all twitching as they've managed to escape shopping with their parents/girlfriends/wives for a Saturday afternoon. The pitches are lush and conducive to a game of football and every game seems to matter more. It’s the start of the season, everything is possible and every good result proves that this could be the season! Your new signing is everything you hoped he was. Your new strip really does look great. It certainly beats piling on five or six layers and hiking boots to walk through the snow to Pittodrie in December when you're fifteen points adrift of the top and the bottom.

As for the game, St Mirren came racing out of the traps and only so poor finishing saw the game at 0-0 at half-time. Aberdeen struggled to get the ball out of their own half for much of it and Hasselbaink and Thompson passed up fine chances from corners. With the St Mirren attack pushing so high up the pitch and closing down Aberdeen at every opportunity, they were rushed off the ball and were unable to form any kind of rhythm in the game. The second half was more of the same, with McGowan and Teale in midfield running the show. McGowan's close control and six-pence turning circle regularly showing up Aberdeen's midfield and Teale popping on the left, the right and then through the middle making him hard to pin down. All of this was coupled with the work-rate of Hasselbaink and Thompson and the calm and competitive play of Goodwin. Hasselbaink finally got his reward in the second half after some nightmarish defending from Aberdeen saw three defenders drift away from him to put him clean through on Gonzalez.

It was a tough result to take for the large Aberdeen support, but given the chances that each side created, St Mirren should've been far more comfortable winners.
Thursday night took me to Tynecastle for Hearts - Paksi in the Europa League. Despite what turned out to be a fairly hairy journey to Edinburgh (dismantling wind-screen wipers at the side of the A90), there was an exciting air of expectation around Gorgie. The stability of Hearts has been shaken in the past week, with the sacking of Jim Jeffries and Billy Brown. Now begins the era of Paolo Sergio. It was a decision that appeared to come completely from left-field, but I get the feeling that things have not been quite right on the Good-Ship Gorgie for a while. Vladimir Romanov's apparent meddling last year included dropping Captain Marius Zaliukas and goalkeeper star Marian Kello at points last year. Romanov also appeared to have a different take on the Craig Thomson affair and has subsequently shipped him out to FBK Kaunas. Add to that the fact that Hearts have only actually won one game in fifteen attempts, and the decision, while still surprising, is not remarkable (For Hearts, at least!).

The Wheatfield offers a fine view.

Having watched the first leg, I was confident Hearts would progress, but the ball is round, after all, so an early Hearts goal would settle plenty of nerves. Despite having the lion's share of possession in the first half hour, the majority of that was knocked around the back four and midfield two of Black and Mrowiec. The breakthrough came from Danny Grainger's corner in the end, with Ryan Stevenson getting up highest and directing the ball past the hapless Paksi keeper. From then on, Hearts didn't look back, with Stevenson adding a second on the stroke of half-time. The second half saw the withdrawal of Zaliukas, with Hamill brought into midfield and Mrowiec pushed to centre-half. For me, this made all the difference for Hearts. Hamill showed composure on the ball and gave Black another body in midfield to knock the ball around with. Hearts finished the tie off with a cleverly worked goal on fifty minutes with Sutton laying up a shot for Driver to bury, before Templeton stung the keepers hands enough to parry it directly onto Skacel's toe for a fourth.

Paksi bagged a goal before the end, but Hearts went through comfortably and have drawn Tottenham Hotspur in the playoff round. Paolo Sergio graciously praised Jim Jeffries after the match; "Nobody changes everything within two days, there is a lot of Mr Jefferies in this game today, I want to dedicate this win to Mr Jefferies. This win is for him too. Our qualification is through his work." Which will go a long way to smoothing his passage with the Scottish Press. I would imagine that if he were to beat Spurs, or at the very least, put up a contest at home, his passage would be smoothed considerably more.

Tuesday 5 April 2011

Acrimony

Given that its getting to the stage where the Champions League begins to capture the imagination a bit, with big teams playing each other in games where every moment seems crucial. Spurs and Real Madrid should be terrific, can Harry Redknapp pull something out of the bag when once again, the odds seem stacked heavily against them?

Either way, it got me thinking and along with some discussion about the 30 Day Football Challenge on Facebook, is there a team which turns up in more 'Classic moments' for British teams than Bayern Munich? The boys from Bavaria seem to appear in well known wins, losses and draws against teams from Britain, some fondly remembered and others bitterly clung to, in any case, some examples (In no particular order):

Aberdeen 2 - 2 Bayern Munich.

A Bayern Munich team which featured Phillip Lahm, Miroslav Klose, Lucio, Bastian Schweinsteiger and Lukas Podolski rocked up to Pittodrie for a UEFA cup last 32 tie in 2008 to take on a Dons team featuring Darren Mackie and Barry Nicholson. What reads like a foregone conclusion was anything but as an excitable Dons team put in a terrific performance to take the lead twice. Sone Aluko's bursting run from a Lee Miller flick put Aberdeen 2-1 in the first half and into dream land:


As was horribly predictable, the Dons folded a week later in Germany, outclassed to the tune of 5-1 to a rampant Bayern. Chants of 'We're going to win five all' commonplace around pubs in the North-East of Scotland.

Manchester United 2 - 1 Bayern Munich.

The 1999 Champions League has had many column inches devoted to it, so it doesn't seem worth going into too much depth. Manchester United, shorn of Keane and Scholes through suspension went down to a 6th minute Mario Basler freekick. This is how the game stayed until 90+1 when with Schmeichel in the box, Giggs slung a pass back in with his right foot:




I'm sure you know the rest, but in terms of a match requiring a bit of faith and a bit of belief, this takes some beating.

Bayern Munich 1 - 2 Norwich City.

The only British team to have beaten Bayern Munich at the Olympic Stadium: Norwich City. In 1993, Norwich City were playing in the UEFA Cup second round after finishing 3rd in the first season of the Premier League. The Canaries



Although Christian Nerlinger got a goal back in Germany and Bayern brought the game level at Carrow Road, Jeremy Goss got a second of the tie to put Norwich through. They dropped out of the competition in the next round against eventual winners Inter Milan, but Goss'goal in the Olympic Stadium was voted the greatest goal of all time in 2008 by club fans.

Bayern Munich 2 - 0 Leeds United.

A game I'll admit, I was entirely ignorant of until reading the excellent 'Promised Land - The Reinvention of Leeds United', which illustrates perfectly the black mark that this match left in Leeds' history. In the 1975 European Cup Final, Leeds feel that they were cheated out of becoming European Champions. A controversial game which included a Peter Lorimer goal being chalked off under protestations from the Bayern team and what looks like a stone wall penalty for a foul on Allan Clarke:



The Leeds fans rioted, fought with the French police and ultimately were banned from Europe for two years. Even today, Leeds fans sing about being the champions of Europe.

Bayern Munich 2 - 1 Raith Rovers.

A truly amazing story from start to finish. After beating Celtic in the 1994 League Cup final (6-5 on Penalties), Raith Rovers qualified for the UEFA Cup. After beating the Faroese and Icelandic league champions, Raith were drawn against the German giants. After being defeated 2-0 in the home leg, Raith looked dead and buried in the tie.



Against all sensible logic, Raith Rovers proved that the old German saying, 'Der ball ist Rund' rings true more often than not. This also provided us with one of the most iconic pictures in Scottish football:

Raith eventually lost the tie 2 - 1 and bowed out of the competition to the eventual winners.


There are certainly more games than this, Everton's Cup Winners Cup semi-final victory in 1985, Aston Villa's 1982 European Cup win against Bayern, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SLvMebGS_I), Manchester United's terrific tie in the Champions league last year peaking with Robben's volley, Chelsea's goalfest against them in 2005, Rangers defeating Bayern on their way to European Cup Winners Cup glory. There are undoubtedly more, but it seems that Bayern continue to come calling on British team's history.

Wednesday 19 January 2011

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare thumbwar.

In the absence of anyone putting my feelings into words about the situation, I'll take the hit and get it written.

Scottish football appears to be on the edge of a precipice, as the fans argue for one outcome as the clubs appear to be going in the opposite direction. As has been reported, the SPL teams appear to be barrelling towards a ten team league. A supporters direct survey (Which appears to have vanished from the internet, conspiracy ahoy!) of around 5000 supporters 'found that 77% wanted a 16 or 18 team league and 88% opposing a drop from 12 to 10 teams, which is being pushed by the SPL.' (BBC SPORT). Personally, I quite like the 12 team league and I manage to mention the split without putting the word 'ridiculous' in front of it. The split keeps interest until the last day of the season as teams play those around them, who are invariably almost as good in what are often exciting games to win spots in Europe, avoid relegation or win the title. It also stops situations like Dunfermline and Kilmarnock 'collapsing' to the Old Firm on the last day, as teams have more to play for.

So that clears up my position in any case, but I'm not against at 14 team league, 16 or 18 seems a bit too much, bearing in mind that the quality is fairly low as it is, so dropping another 6 teams into the league seems a bit too much. Either way, I digress from the point that is ten teams is a bad idea. For me, ten teams is how we got here in the first place. Discounting the Old Firm in the Scottish league, there is very little to distinguish one team from the other. The league as it stands (minus the bottom two):

3 Hearts 20 19 42
4 Kilmarnock 21 10 31
5 Inverness CT 22 3 28
6 Motherwell 20 -1 25
7 Dundee Utd 17 -3 24
8 St Johnstone 19 -12 22
9 Aberdeen 20 -17 20
10 Hibernian 20 -14 16

From season to season, there is very little to choose between any of these teams. For example, Hearts have finally got a bit of stability and have roared off with third place, Kilmarnock (apologies to any Killie fans out there) seemed like stick ons for relegation candidates at the start of the season. Mixu has turned it round though and all credit to him. Hibs' toils this season have shown how a season of poor choices can be carried over to the next season. What we see is, losing a player or two, gaining a player or two, a bit of a hangover from the previous season (Dundee United), can have a massively detrimental effect on the next season. What this leads to is 8 teams terrified to play football. We have 8 teams playing hammerthrowers back to front in order to not lose games. The quality drops, young players are too much of a risk (Unless they're 6'5 and a centrehalf/centreforward) and we can all get back to writing articles bemoaning the state of Scottish football as the Spaniards once again win with tiny midfielders that can play the game properly.

Then we get to Berti's Scotland team, trying to find someone, anyone thats faintly Scottish that has a first touch and can play. The 12 team league structure (or indeed the 14, 16 or 18) offers more scope to play, more scope to give kids a chance because every game isn't a potential six-pointer.

Despite Scottish football being in 'crisis', the Scottish national game is improving. The Scottish national team has more good players playing at a higher level than I can remember. Even in the last week we've seen Leigh Griffifths leave Dundee for pastures new in the English Premier League (Greatest league in the world TM) for Wolves. Darren Fletcher cropped up in FourFourTwo's best 100 players in the world last month. Alan Hutton is getting a run for Spurs and despite his current predicament, David Goodwillie is rated at a million pounds. Rangers, Celtic, Hibs, Hearts, St. Mirren and Falkirk all have good stadiums and proper training facilities in place in one way or another, with others following suit. The Scottish game can improve over the next five years with sensible planning and continued work by the clubs.

The issue as a whole strikes me as being akin to rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic. There are other issues which are more pressing and the number of teams in the top league is not one of them. How about sorting out the fact that there are three bodies running the game? A redistribution of wealth? The mad situation of Clyde leaving a stadium to move to East Kilbride then Uddingston? The fact that the SPL is attempting to effectively demolish the SFL despite it being run correctly?

But I hold little hope. I assume the decision will be made no-matter what fans think. I'm genuinely beginning to think theres a connection between Scottish football and Goldfish.